illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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(Source: illkim, via dutchster)

joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

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(Source: joeyjoe69, via damn-funny)

alongstrangeride:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

I had a professor last semester who still used an over head projector, and a slide projector.
to make it even worse he was a little old guy and the class was on prehistoric archaeology 
sluttyoliveoil:

drivojunior:

This is a sin

actually it’s a tan
relahvant:

susemoji:

this how white people have sex watch

i am a white person and i can confirm this
jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

(Source: netflixz, via hakununa-matata)

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